They say depression and intelligence go hand in hand, well this is Einstein and his therapist.
this breaks my heart
i reblog this every time because i think its an honest reminder of just how human everyone is plus he looks damn adorable
“I guess your grades are more important to you than your morals are,” my English teacher spits out, lecturing our class about cheating that’s been going on in the school.
My classmates and I exchange glances. Well, yeah, we all seem to be thinking together. Isn’t that what they’ve been showing us since middle school?
and our mental and physical health.
"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.
I broke the family axe
it was an axeident
why does your family have a family axe
the real question is why doesn’t yours
I don’t know, I’ll axe my parents.
please do not axe your parents. p l e a s e
“My grandma was a psychic woman, and apparently she’s passed the gift on to me, so lets look into my future.”
this is my favorite thing because of how accurate it is. the only other way those cards would have gotten anymore true is if they literally said ur gonna meet a really tall dork and have sex
- I want this story to be written
- I don’t want this story to be written by anyone but me
- I don’t want to write this story
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong
this is so important to remember
Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”
Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.
Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.
Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.
Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.
Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.
Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.
Because feminists just need to chill out.
Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.
Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.
There’s a fucking womanifesto for you.
how can pugs be so ugly but so cute at the same time