phil likes to stand on his tiptoes so he’s taller than dan and dan thinks it’s stupidly cute (they have matching mickey/minnie sweatshirts for purely self-indulgent reasons)
interviewer: skinny or fat girls?
phil: that’s horrible! don’t ask me that!
interviewer: but it’s a simple question..
phil: no, it’s a judgemental question.
Down the street
GIRLS ARE REALLY PRETTY AND I’M REALLY GAY
This is my new favorite thing
I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”
i have actually been laughing at this for 900 years
the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas