horses are so fucking scary i cant believe at some point a human looked at a horse and was like im going to sit on that horrifying beast while it goes fast. you fool
*secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and all motivation is lost* :)
So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say
- Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
- You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
- Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
- No seriously gay does not mean stupid
PRAISE YOUR BROTHER
In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad
Obama on gay adoption
yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.
but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian
I bet those two are couple now..
Life’s backseat drivers. They seem to know just what’s wrong with everybody else’s life and have a plan to fix it.
Characterized by the burning desire to change the world,
which desperately needs everyone to be NF.
Creator of hype,…
reblog to save a life
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
OH VAMPIRE LAKE
TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW
Putting down confident girls is not feminism
shaming sex workers is not feminism
"I’m not like other girls" is not feminism
sex shaming is not feminism
shaming BDSM practitioners is not feminism
misandry is not feminism
ignoring trans women’s rights is not feminism